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Where Is Love?

May 21, 2009

Does it fall from skies above?

Apparently, yes.

Last weekend, Love Land, China’s first sex amusement park, had its monuments torn from the sky.

CNN reported Tuesday that Love Land, scheduled for an October opening, was demolished after Chinese authorities discovered the park planned a photo gallery on the history of sex, naked human sculptures and giant replicas of genitals.

In essence, no tumescence.

It does get me thinking, however. What if the U. S. had some sex amusement parks? Other than The Rambles in Central Park, what form would these parks take?
My answer: we’re in a recession. Let’s go with what’s already on the ground and just re-imagine.

Close your eyes and picture:s-CHINASEXPARK-large

Six Fags: Great Adventure (themed lands where the bears ARE real, Daddy)
S&M Place – more Avenue Q, less Children’s Television Workshop
Bush Gardens – a topiary wonderland
See World – an exhibitionist’s escapade
Dr. Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse – lunch and lecture series…hot plates and hot topics!

Amused, bothered, and bewildered am I…

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